Nope, this isn’t click bait.
Here at Eloell, the people are kinda bonkers really. The last time, one of our staff successfully managed to shake a bag of Mcdonald’s Seaweed Shaker Fries for five hours. Well, our staff has done it again- only this time, it was Dan pushing the human body to its’ limits, packing a pack of cigarettes for an insane eight hours.
It was definitely
NOT Dan’s idea to attempt such a ridiculous feat. Throughout the video, he can be seen suffocating from boredom while going through the same motion over the course of what seemed like days, months and years.
So lo and behold- here are some words from the
victim man himself, who walked out of the room with a flushed arm and thigh that got absolutely destroyed by the deadly, sturdy pack of cigarettes:
“When I first came up with the idea, I thought that it would somewhat be a breeze. After all, all you have to do is slap a 28 gram brick on yourself for- what, 28,800 seconds, right? Oh boy was I wrong. I soon realized the magnitude of this stupid feat and quickly learned to regret it.
The entire experience was torturous. There were so many times I wanted to call it quits. It was frustrating as it takes two hands to pack cigarettes, just like how it is with claps.
To be restricted so much so as not being able to use my hands for anything else during the entire eight hours drove me crazy. I was slowly turning mental and ended up having to adjust my body posture while using a straw to take sips from a drink. Then, due to the extensive pressure that my palms were exposed to, I started to feel pain. I decided to use other parts of my body to pack, such as my thighs, shoulders and chest.
Thankfully, I made it through the eight hours of hell with Netflix and Youtube easing the boredom for me. When the timer stopped, I was so relieved and happy that it was all over. I could reconcile with society and meet civilisation once more. No kidding, It was stuffy and lonely spending so many hours in a small corner of that small room, alone.
If I had a choice, I would never have put myself through those painful hours and never would I do it again. I think I lost a part of myself forever, in that small room and through the process. I will never see cigarettes the same way again.”
Time Well Spent is a series where the staff of Eloell will do the most ridiculous and pointless things for an extended period of time or amount. We definitely have more episodes coming – so be sure to keep on a look out for that and subscribe to our Youtube channel for more content!
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